Designated Driver Cooking

All my friends know I don’t drink.

All my friends also know that I love cooking.

They just don’t understand why I have better liquor collections than they do.

I can only explain it in cook’s terms: if you wouldn’t drink it, don’t cook with it.

Like, you can’t expect great Chicken Marsala with box wine. Sorry, good people, it’s just not happening.

Try getting good Beef Burgundy without a solid Burgundy. Not today, not tomorrow. Not ever.

“But Rich…I don’t want to break the bank…”

Don’t worry. I’m just as under-employed as the rest of you.

I give you all the best resource I can: Ibotta!

Because all good friends deserve to drink and eat well – and you deserve to get some other tangible benefit from this deal!

Published by Uncle Bert

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